So I guess instead of food I will review random shit.
My music choice, is Slowdive album souvlaki. It gets a fucking 13/10. Fuck you if you are a smartass and want to correct my fraction. >:(
This album will make you have an orgy in your pants.
And if you close your eyes you will be flying through space, and look over and see the souvlaki space station. And you want to get to it but you cant.
My first review is walmart. Fuck walmart because they dont sell milky gel pens that write on black paper anymore. So with that, Fuck walmart. 1/10 Because they at least sell food.
Next up is magna blast gel pens. These are cool if your writing on white paper but a piece of shit when you go to black. I was hoping this pens would work. But sadly they didnt. 7/10
My next review is a glade candle in the scent of cinnamon. Works great. Makes my room smell not like drugs. 9/10
Next up is a dunlop guitar pick. .78 nylon, my favorite type. Works pretty damn good. Until they get really worn, then they get scratchy and it sounds bad. So 10/10 until they get scratchy then 7/10.
Well I plan on smoking the night away, so there may be new posts up later tonight.
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