Friday, June 18, 2010

Tonights a good night

Soo I got super high for some reason tonight but its actually really nice. I have an act of god food to review tonight too.

Ok ok ok so tonights food is..............POPSICLE S!!! woot

I have 2 different flavors so i'll do them both. First is blue. My blue popsicle is half melted too. Ummmm. blue tastes like poweraide when you drink the melted stuff. Pretty good. Now for the ice. Mmmm the ice is pretty sweet. It is kind of sharp though so watch out dont eat it all at once. Now on to the next flavor. orange! Wow, orange tastes like orange gadoraide o_O I'm shocked lol. Ill try its ice now. Orange ice is way better than blue ice. So the verdict is... Blue popsicle, 8.5/10 Orange popsicle 9.5/10

The only downfall to popsicles is that the fucking plastic cuts the outside of your lips and it hurts like a bitch. Ouch.

Well thats all the food I have for tonight. So yea, and the only drink I have is 1.5 ltrs of nirvana water. Swell.

Tonights music is by Elliott Smith. My 2nd best friend under Sam.

The album I chose is all of them. They are really sad some songs, but most make me like calm and happy. So Elliott Smith gets a 12/10. Its not higher cause some songs make me very depressed lol.

NEW BONUS FEATURE@@@!!!!!$$$$$

Uhm I might do this every night it would be kinda cool. Like a cool word of the day, or cool word of the week if I keep forgetting to do it. So without further ado, my cool word of now is:

Rehash

Yay its like one of my favorite words ever. I guess I'm weird if I like words :( oh well

Thursday, June 17, 2010

I fell asleep last night

But I'm awake now!

Soooo tonight I am reviewing a taco bell 5 layer burrito :D

Well to be honest, i've eaten half of it already.

But I'll review the rest!

Mmmmmm just took a huge bite and it is AMAZING!

omg this is a good burrito. Not as good as my homemade ones though thank you very much!

I give it a solid 9/10, if there were no beans it would be 10/10

I was going to review my doritos but I ate them all. They were the same as the others so it would make sense if they got the same score. I forgot what they were but this one scores whatever the other one is!

omfg i just took a drink of sprite. it is a very strange liquid infact

It tastes REALLY good WHILE you're drinking it, but when you stop, it gets kinda gross. 7/10

My music for tonight is The Black Keys. They are fucking awesome. and groovy 10/10

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tonights venue

Well sadly I have no food. I have water which is quite amazing on the palate though.

So I guess instead of food I will review random shit.

My music choice, is Slowdive album souvlaki. It gets a fucking 13/10. Fuck you if you are a smartass and want to correct my fraction. >:(
This album will make you have an orgy in your pants.
And if you close your eyes you will be flying through space, and look over and see the souvlaki space station. And you want to get to it but you cant.

My first review is walmart. Fuck walmart because they dont sell milky gel pens that write on black paper anymore. So with that, Fuck walmart. 1/10 Because they at least sell food.

Next up is magna blast gel pens. These are cool if your writing on white paper but a piece of shit when you go to black. I was hoping this pens would work. But sadly they didnt. 7/10

My next review is a glade candle in the scent of cinnamon. Works great. Makes my room smell not like drugs. 9/10

Next up is a dunlop guitar pick. .78 nylon, my favorite type. Works pretty damn good. Until they get really worn, then they get scratchy and it sounds bad. So 10/10 until they get scratchy then 7/10.

Well I plan on smoking the night away, so there may be new posts up later tonight.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Choices, choices

TONIGHTs meal consists of leftover burritos, doritos, and more powerade.

Hmm lets start with the burrito@! How is this burrito? FUCKING AMAZING!!!! Omg its like if jesus created one food, its not fucking bread and fish god damnit, its a BURRITO! 10/10

Up next are the doritos, well I just drank some more powdery powerade, so my mouth was hydrated, which made the reeeally dry doritos, more moist :) Therefore doritos get a 8/10

Powerade still purple and dry, water? Delicious, powerade gets a 6.5/10. Water gets a 9.3/10

Well anyway its back to eating my other burrito :)

I think there might be pie in the fridge too ;)

SHIT I almost forgot! My music was on random so so far I have listened to is Wildbirds and Peacestrings. and it SUCKED-ASS. 1.5/10

Well I only have half a burrito left :(

omg first post

Today I smoked with a steamroller that I made. Preeeetty sweet I have to say.

Todays food is pepperoni hunt brothers pizza from a gas station. And it was cold. For the most part it was pretty good. The crust kind of tasted like burnt ass. To wash it down I had a purple powerade. This tasted good and purplely but has a nasty powdery taste to it too. But it was cold and liquid so it was good.

My music of choice was crystal castles. I give it a 9/10.

All in all it was a good time.